GAY FRAUD

Jason Collin Is Not Really Gay Says "Deepthroat" Informer

Some major fault lines have formed in Jason Collins’ story of heroism.  Of course, Jason Collins is the 7-foot center for the Washington Wizards that with much fanfare and praise recently announced his homosexuality to the world.  Now an anonymous but credible associate of Collins asserts that Collins’ announcement is all a ruse designed to buy Collins more time in the NBA – and a multi-million dollar contract.  [More]

YOUTH VIOLENCE

Elementary School Struggles With School Violence

First grade school teacher Katie (“Kat”) Bramowitz believed Josh Brennan, 7, was “thinking” about brandishing a make-believe gun using his two hands clasped together to form the shape of a gun. She immediately suspended him for one week. [More]

[OLD] WOMEN HATERS

Men Shun Local Singles Events For Older Singles -- Is It Sexism?

SANTA MARINO -- a strange phenomenon has been occurring on the local match.com website. The preeminent dating website Match.com launched a singles networking entitled “Stir.”  Stir has created many opportunities for local Santa Marino singles but men are avoiding events for older singles. [More]
LET'S BE FRIENDS

North Korea Threatens Nuke Hidden Within U.S. Ready For Detonation

The State Department confirmed early Friday morning that North Korea’s young dictator leader Kim Jong-un has issued a stern warning to the U.S. that the Stalinist regime has successfully smuggled a nuclear device onto American soil across its southern border.

BUTT PLUGGED

Loud Gastrointestinal Sounds May Have Doomed Steenkamp

A sobbing Oscar Pistorius was scolded by a South African judge Tuesday after the fallen Olympian tearfully admitted killing his model girlfriend — but insisted it was an accident.  Perhaps that strangest aspect of the tragedy to arise thus far is Pistorius' new alibi: farts.
THE BIG EQUALIZER

Pres. Obama Pledges War Reparations To North Korea

By PETER HARTWIG
President Obama on Tuesday appeared to execute a 180-degree shift on U.S. policy towards North Korea’s advancing nuclear program.  In a statement released early Tuesday morning, he called North Korea’s third successful nuclear test an “impressive accomplishment” that reflects North Korea’s “new prominence in the region and the world.”

FAMILY FEUD

U.S. Couple Sues Overseas Adoption Agency For Overselling Adoptee

By CHRISTIAN PLUMBER

A well-to-do couple in the wealthy Boston suburb of Newton set out to become parents.  What they got instead is a lawsuit with potential groundbreaking potential in the adoption game.  Last week Conrad and Jody Berson filed a $10 million dollar lawsuit against the Hope and Love Adoption Agency based in the Republic of Belarus.

SENSITIVTY TRAINING

Controversial Plan To Build Amusement Park At Auschwitz

By CHRISTIAN PLUMBER

POLAND - The Auschwitz-Birkenau State Museum is a memorial and museum in Oświęcim (German: Auschwitz), Poland, which includes the German concentration camps Auschwitz I and Auschwitz II-Birkenau.  Since the end of the Cold War, the museum has not been accustomed to controversy.  A new plan for an amusement park next to Auschwitz I, however, has Jewish groups as well as members of the local Polish government up in arms.

IRAN

Ahmadinejad Uses Chess To Study The Mind Of The Jew

By CHRISTIAN PLUMBER

NEW YORK - He may receive much scorn and hostility in the US media, but President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad never fails to surprise and entertain.  In his latest trip to New York to attend the United Nations General Assembly he revealed his latest passion: chess.  According to President Ahmadinejad, he is found that the best way “to understand the mind of the Jew” is to play chess.

CHINA

China's New Aircraft Carrier Might Not Be Seaworthy

By KOBE TAKENAKA

BEIJING -- China sent its first aircraft carrier into formal service on Tuesday amid a tense maritime dispute with Japan.  Maritime experts and Chinese naval crew have their initial reviews...

CENTRAL EUROPE

Flashback: Review Of 1934 Nazi Nuremberg Rally

The LBT frequently publishes pieces written from long ago for historical insight.  In this Flashback, The LBT presents an archive of a review published in Völkischer Beobachter, (German: “People's Observer”), of the 1934 Nuremberg Rally in Germany.

MIDDLE EAST

White House May Turn Over Man Behind Film

By DAWN E. HYMAN

WASHINGTON – President Obama suggested that the U.S. could turn over Mr. Nakoula Basseley Nakoula – the 55-year-old Californian behind Innocence of Muslims – to Egyptian authorities in the near future.

ISRAEL

Israeli PM Admits Suffering Childhood Sexual Abuse 

By ISABEL KERCHNER

NEW YORK — When the prime minister of Israel, Benjamin Netanyahu, pointed to the genital area of a cartoonish diagram of a child, from the podium of the United Nations General Assembly on Thursday... 

PAKISTAN

Obama/Clinton Ads In Pakistan Calms The Rage Of Some

By Christian Plumber

The State Department has aired an advertisement on Pakistani television designed to quell the riots raging across the Muslim country aimed at U.S. interests.  

PALESTINE

A Candid Conversation With Gaza's Mashal

By CHRISTIAN PLUMBER

GAZA - Khaled Mashal captured the world's attention with hit flurry of rockets into Israel. He sits down for a candid conversation with LBT...