lena dunham boyfriend response – The LBT

  • You can only really tell she is a female by checking her genitals.
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  • She is so ugly that it is almost sort of cute.
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  • She does not have any breasts, but this could change if she ever became pregnant.
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  • The doctor said she needs to walk more and stay away from table scraps.
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  • She never admits when she farts.
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  • She gets moody if she is not fed on time.
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  • When she lays on her side her belly plops down on the floor in front of her.
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  • She has lots a markings that are kind of random.
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  • She snores when she sleeps and sometimes when she is awake.
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  • If she eats too fast she vomits.  Then she eats the vomit.
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  • If I ask her to prepare food for dinner, she gives me a blank stare.
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  • She prefers the company of other females and sometimes tries to hump them.
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  • She likes to eat chicken noodle soup by sticking her face in the bowl.
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  • She sometimes defecates in alleys if there is no better place available.
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  • Her nails get brown and dirty and she needs to trim them more often.
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  • She has never paid for a single meal since I met her.
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  • She will eat anything.  Sometimes I’m afraid when I go to sleep that I will wake up to her biting my abdomen.
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  • On hot day she sometimes lays on top of the air conditioning duct and soaks up all the cool air.
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  • She gets moody depending on the time of the month, and I sometimes think it’s not too late to have her fixed.
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  • Her face is made for the cover of American Kennel Club Quarterly. 
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