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CULTURAL DECAY

Critic Argues Sam Smith Does Not Have The Musical Chops For Acclaim He Receives

Ebola remains highly contained in the U.S.  Indeed, today our worst contagion comes not from Africa but from our mother country – England.  By now nearly everyone has been exposed to the monstrosity known as “Sam Smith.”  [More]

DATING/ROMANCE

Dating Advice For Dumpy Mom/Hot Teen Daughter Syndrome  

Dr. Katzenberg: I am a healthy 46-year-old male currently in a relationship with a 42-year-old mother of a 17-year-old daughter.  We have been living together for the past six months.   During the last two months I have sensed an awkward sexual tension between myself and the daughter.   It does not help that she is becoming a strikingly beautiful young woman.[More]

BEHEADINGS

Only Known Survivor Of A Beheading Tells His Story  

Investigative journalist Adam M. Barr was working on a story in Afghanistan near the Pakistani border when the terrorist group Al-Badr kidnapped him.  A CIA-led rescue mission was organized.  Barr was rescued, but only moments after his beheading.  Less than 24 hours later a German hospital successfully reattached his head to his body in a radical new procedure.  Barr lives to tell the tale of his beheading.

The LBT Obtains Exclusive Emails From Gen. Allen That Indicate Espionage By Femme Fatale Kelley

Published November 15, 2012

 


In perhaps the most dramatic turn of the entire Petraeus/Allen sex scandal, The LBT has obtained from a source within the Justice Department emails between Gen. John R. Allen and his apparent mistress Jill Kelley. The emails seem to indicate activity for worse than marital infidelity.

Instead, Kelley tries to use sexual promises to coax military secrets from Gen. Allen concerning maneuvers around Iran and the White House's negotiating posture with Iran with regard to its nuclear program. Read The Emails