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MODERN SANTA

Kris Kringle Opens Up About Being Santa In The Age Of Diversity

The man known as “Santa Clause” was born Kris Kringle near the hardscrabble town of Sandfjorden in the upper reaches of Norway. Kringle sat down with Peter Hartwig at a toasty café near his hometown to discuss his Christmas effort in 2014 and beyond.  [More]

RELATIONSHIPS

What To Do When Your Lady Must Lose Weight

The LBT's own Dr. Katzenberg speaks to a young man dealing with a girlfriend that could lose a few pounds.  As any man should know, a woman's body image is a very delicate subject.  Dr. Katzenberg provides a number of strategies depending on the scenario.  [More]

DEVOLUTION

Critic Argues Sam Smith Does Not Have The Musical Chops For Acclaim He Receives

Ebola remains highly contained in the U.S.  Indeed, today our worst contagion comes not from Africa but from our mother country – England.  By now nearly everyone has been exposed to the monstrosity known as “Sam Smith.”  [More]

The LBT Obtains Exclusive Emails From Gen. Allen That Indicate Espionage By Femme Fatale Kelley

Published November 15, 2012

 


In perhaps the most dramatic turn of the entire Petraeus/Allen sex scandal, The LBT has obtained from a source within the Justice Department emails between Gen. John R. Allen and his apparent mistress Jill Kelley. The emails seem to indicate activity for worse than marital infidelity.

Instead, Kelley tries to use sexual promises to coax military secrets from Gen. Allen concerning maneuvers around Iran and the White House's negotiating posture with Iran with regard to its nuclear program. Read The Emails