NATIONAL DIGEST
For Canine Viewers, Kevin's Ware Compound Fracture Was A "Slam Dunk"
By TERRI MORONE
NEW YORK – The Louisville Cardinal’s reserve guard Kevin Ware has a slew of new fans. They are not, however, your average fans – they all walk on four legs. Indeed, they are canines. Ware was injured after attempting to block a shot in the Cardinals' regional final victory over Duke. [More]
Hot Asians Be Damned/Get Our Troops Out Of S. Korea So We Can Bomb The North
Let us get something straight. Korean women are the best looking of our Asian varietals. True those bony Southeast Asian women have their proponents, but Southeast Asians make only the best-looking transvestites. Personally, I do not partake in either transvestites or Asian women. [More]
To Protect Asian Pedestrians L.A. Installs Asian Crossing Signs Across City
By ADRIAN MARKS
Almost on year ago, UCLA Pan-Asian Student Union President Wujun Chen was struck down by a car while she was crossing Wilshire Blvd. in Westwood. Her death prompted L.A. to create warning signs for Asian crossings. [More]D.J. Lubel Lashes Out Against L.A. Women And Moves Further Into Rocker Territory
By EDUARDO LOPEZ-LARMO
The latest release by DJ Lubel has many of his staunchest critics taking a second look. Women of L.A. was released with little fanfare on YouTube. Women includes the full or production of In The Wrong Hole and some of his more recent work. [More]Sen. Rubio Believes Power Of Words Can Cure Broken Immigration System
We can all agree on one thing: our immigration system is broken. Now let us consider another thing that the Democrats often say: the GOP does not like immigrants. On the contrary, we are pro-legal immigration. And we recognize that our legal immigration system needs to be reformed. [More]
